Favorite news story this morning: police say a man at a movie theater in Nevada accidently shot himself in the buttocks during a showing of The Bourne Legacy. One more reason to forego the cinema. Currently we don't go because we can't hear the movie over the sound of chewing.
Second favorite news story this morning: state employees here in the Land of LePage can now keep guns in their locked cars in government carparks in Augusta. I guess if they find themselves in a life threatening situation in say, the cafeteria, they can run to the carpark, unlock their car, get their weapon, run back to the cafeteria and defend themselves. I feel so much better knowing this. Don't you?